Excerpts from "Several Things My Mother Never Told Me About Men"
"Penis size does matter, but not in the way most men believe it does. It only matters if the woman of his choice erroneously thinks it does. In truth, a vagina will adapt to whatever size penis a man is endowed with. This is, of course, excluding a micropenis. Yes, micropenis really is a medical name and not one I just made up to describe tiny penises."
"Most men expect to be the first and only lover in a woman’s life. Even though he's had a mile long trail of lovers before her, he expects her list to be very short. That’s why smart women lie to men about the number of men they’ve slept with. When asked how many lovers she’s had before him, any woman with a grain in sense in her head will keep the tally extremely low, relative to her years on this earth. Even then, the count should never exceed more than three, even if she’s eighty years old."